Sunday, July 3, 2011

Kids Say the Darndest Things

What's funnier than a night out at a comedy club?

Teaching Kindergarten and First Grade Sunday School, of course! I kept a running list of the most hilarious comments made this year, and even though you can't see their cute little faces and expressions, which makes it even more hilarious, I thought I would share the list for a good little chuckle. Man, I am gonna miss these kiddos next year....
Cookie Serving Day- their all-time favorite day.

Me: That's a beautiful dress, Genesis. Is it new?
Genesis: Yes! I got it a lonnnnng time ago!

Samuel, commenting on a photo: That looks like two boobers! (They, in no way, looked like breasts, whatever they were)

Annie: You'd probably have longer school in China.
R.C.: You can only have one kid in China.
(Don't really know the direction these facts were going)

Me: What is "offspring"?
Nathan: Umm, things that, like, don't happen in the spring?

Nathan: Camels store water in their humps to have for later. So when you ride camels, you're actually riding on a bunch of water.

R.C.: I have school ALL day!
Annie: I know your pain!

Nathan (after a kid told a story about his grandpa): Grandpas...gotta love 'em!

Me: What did you guys do this weekend?
Samuel: I went to the pumpkin patch.
George: I LOVE pumpkin pie! Who here loves pumpkin pie?

Annie (speaking of why it was dangerous for Jacob to be sleeping on a rock at Bethel): Cuz your brother might be going and huntin' out and sayin', "Hey, I'm gonna kill this."

Logan (sharing about his encounter with a poke bush): My face didn't go in it. I was lucky to be alive.

Me: What are you thankful for that starts with a "W"?
Annie: Will! (her brother)
George: Yeah! A humpback whale!

Me: What are you learning in class lately?
Genesis: I'm wearing a dress.

Nathan (after I complimented him on his dapper attire on Valentine's Day): Thanks. It's my Valensday jacket.

During snack time, all the kids sit around a rug and I hand out cheese nips. Two fairly new students, brothers Kevin and Andy, started picking up the crumbs that fell from the other kids' mouths...and eating them! Annie said that was SO GROSS:)

Jackson, trying to say his memory verse: John 3:18....Action...and tongue.

Genesis: Jesus can miracle everything.

Nathan (after I asked him how to spell "banana"): B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A
Me: BananaNa?
Nathan: I must have lost track.

Me (during snack time): Everyone get in a circle and sit down.
Annie: That's not a circle, that's a big... glob of kids!

Genesis: Sometimes our bones grow inside our bodies and we just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger. Seriously.

Nathan: Mrs. Petie, are you going to have a baby?
Me: Yes i am.
Nathan: Mrs. Petie, are you married?
Me: Yes, to Mr. Dan.
Nathan: No, Mr. Dan's your BROTHER!
(My husband and i look a lot alike, so it was a reasonable assumption:)

Jackson (to my husband): Did you know Miss Petie is pregnant??

Me (sharing the story of the repentant man hanging on the cross beside Jesus): Once he repented, Jesus saved him. Can you ever lose your salvation after Jesus saves you?
Annie: No you can't. It's like a shield. No, more like a big knife that someone sticks into your belly. Once it's in, there's no gettin' it out!
Me: I don't know if that's the best analogy, because you CAN pull the knife out.
Annie: Well, you'd have to have a really big strong guy do it!

Like I said, I'm gonna miss those little goofballs:)


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